Oh brilliant – yoga! I thought. A form of exercise which involves a sit down, a nice stretch, and a bit of a snooze at the end. That sounds right up my street, much more appealing than *shudder* running. Despite my Beta Mummy status, I too now could be a lean, lithe, green smoothie-drinkie healthy type, just like Alpha Mummy!
Sadly, and perhaps inevitably, it turns out that I’m not really cut out for yoga.