Oh god. Ohhhhhhhhhh god. This is bad. This is really, reaalllly bad.
Beta Mummy likes a drink, there’s no denying it. A
little large glass of wine at the end of the day (or even in the middle of the day, to be fair) is usually a must – let’s face it, it’s well-deserved after a day toddler-wrangling. However, even Beta Mum knows that it’s not a good idea to over-indulge in “Mummy’s special juice”, because these days it doesn’t take much to incite the mother-of-all-hangovers. And these days a hangover doesn’t mean lying in bed until midday, followed by a huge greasy fry-up, Saturday Kitchen and a possible hair of the dog pint later on. Oh no no no.
The rare Mums’ Night Out, whilst undeniably fun and absolutely to make the most of, inevitably leads to next-day feelings of regret, pain and full-body misery:
Be warned, Beta Mummies. (Or at least bloody well make sure your night out is worth it…!)