Monthly Archives : October 2017

Halloween Pumpkin Lanterns…Alpha Mummy & Beta Mummy Style.


Halloween isn’t my favourite installation on the calendar, to be honest.  This is partly because it falls during Autumn, which I make no secret of disliking.  It’s just after the clocks go back, which means I’m full of despair at the short days and the feeling that spring will never arrive and that we are doomed to darkness for ever and ever and ever…. 

doodle showing bedtime in the Alpha house and the Beta house. You can guess which one is a more relaxing affair...

Family movie day with Alpha Mummy & Beta Mummy


A movie day with the family is such a nice idea, isn’t it?  When it’s blowing a hooley outside, and lashing with rain, sometimes it is really lovely to say “F*ck it, let’s stay in our pyjamas all day and watch films and eat popcorn and cuddle up together on the sofa”.

Beta Mummy praying for the end of this rainy day, the house is wrecked!

Rainy Day Survival with Beta Mummy and Alpha Mummy


“There’s no such thing as bad weather”, Alpha Mummies declare, “only bad preparation!”

I beg to differ.  When I wake up to another rainy day and the sound of the wind rattling my bedroom window, my heart sinks.  My Feral Children do not cope well with being penned up indoors.  But some days, it’s unavoidable.